Quite ambivalent about pizza in general. Well, in England, anyway. When I was growing up, Dominos was the greatest treat ever, so you may well throw up your hands in despair at this point and call me an ignoramus who knows nothing about food.
The thing is, I either want really amazing, authentic thin crust Italian pizza, or really great when you're drunk pizza. The in between stuff does not do it for me.
Happy to report that I've found the former, on Portobello Road, next to Tesco, down the crappier end of the street. The restaurant is called Saporitalia.
The guy who runs it was involved in Pizza Metro in Battersea back in the day. (This means nothing to me, but he said it in a way that made it sound hugely significant.) More to the point, the pizza right here, right now, is delicious.
Anyway, the point is, there are plenty of places you can hide if you're trying to sell an average pizza - you can stuff a crust, you can stick crispy duck and hoisin sauce on top, you can get a celebrity chef to put their name to your toppings. But with a pizza like this, there is nowhere to hide. It's just you, a minimal topping, and the base. It had better be good, and it is.
These guys have succeeded in keeping it extremely simple and not at all stupid. Quality raw ingredients, huge attention to detail, perfect process.
Moving rapidly on - Szechuan...so hot right now... my friends had raved about this restaurant behind Kings Cross
I thought it had a silly name, but then who am I to throw stones, I'm named after an Interpol song and a dead film star. Anyway, all I can say was the food was so delicious I wolfed it down without taking a single photo, such was my greed. It was only when I surveyed all the empty plates that I realised other eaters might want some info.
So if you do go, here's roughly what we ate. Apologies it's so vague but my friend's sister ordered - in Chinese! she's so clever, and she's not even Chinese:
Amazing cucumber starter in sesame garlic dressing
Prawns with sesame seeds and red and green pepper (and I fully detest green pepper)
Pork belly - one big piece, slow cooked, super tender
Dan dan noodles
Beef dish with these 4 almost donuts
Very salty spicy aubergines - almost marmite salty
Don't worry, I'm going back soon, I'll update with more detail in due course. But suffice to say, if you like spicy Chinese food, it's truly excellent - better than Bar Shu and Shan, and we stuffed our faces for less than £20 a head.